Playhouse Admirer Gifts

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Now in Capulets'

Performance In The Bedroom

Tristan and Isolde

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

3D Theatre

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Johnny Depp

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Tony Robinson

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"