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"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'Now in Capulets'

Tristan and Isolde

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Performance In The Bedroom

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

3D Theatre

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown