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"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'Now that's big money!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The tooth fairy.

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Magic Tricks

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Greece

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."