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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The DaVinci Code

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Upper West Side Story

The Day Dreamer.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Petrarch

"I have to pee!"

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'