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Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Day Dreamer.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

The Four Tops in Concert

Francois Rabelais

Ranch Dressing

Friday night was always sext night.

Modern Charm

Pull my finger.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

'You never smile at me like that!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Queen

Cottage Industry

1472 - Leonardo da Vinci never allowed anyone to watch him work.

Sketch of Michelangelo's First Version.

God save the Queen.

Leonardo Da Vinci with a Mona Lisa T-Shirt.

Francois Clouet

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.