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'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

The Day Dreamer.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Alexander Pope

Welsh Lady

Bath Bonfire

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"People don't live like that anymore."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."