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For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Alexander Pope

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Bath Bonfire

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"People don't live like that anymore."

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."