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'I said-no greens, no pudding, Gerald!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Knight Golfing

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

"It is we."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

New Resident of Downing Street

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Ten Commandments

Nobody Upstages Trump!

Un ballo in maschera

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Caption Contest TK

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Lady in a pretty dress

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Blue Dress

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Thomas Keneally

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

Women's Fashion

Hoxton map.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'