Historic Home Enthusiast Gifts

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Alexander Pope

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Bath Bonfire

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"People don't live like that anymore."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."