Retro Home Enthusiast Gifts

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."