Historical Home Enthusiast Gifts

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

That's What Happens

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

The Other Cooperstown

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The High Line at Giza