Historical Home Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.