Retro Home Lover Gifts

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Fossil record player.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

1930's Lady.

Swells - Men's Fashion

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper