Retro Home Lover Gifts

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Opening the Barrel

1930's Lady.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'