Historic Mansion Lovers Gifts

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

The Day Dreamer.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Alexander Pope

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Welsh Lady

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Bath Bonfire

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"People don't live like that anymore."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.