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Help! Homeless! Quasimodo, Former Bellringer at Notre Dame

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

That's What Happens

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I made you a mixtape."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'