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'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'

The Day Dreamer.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Real Estate Personals

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."