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'Where are the oak beams you mentioned?'

'Gentlemen, please!! That was just our first offer!!'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'This is a good investment: Three million years old, and still in perfect condition!'

"It's a starter home..."

'Okay. But apart from the low ceilings, what did you think of the house?'

Homeowners.

"It appears your a victim of gazumping."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Starter Home

'Central air, ceramic tile, security system. OK, let's move on to the kitchen.'

'And next we have a classic cape cod...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"We should just buy the color our white towels always end up being."

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

Muscular house with a sold sign running over track with years written on it

"I didn't spark joy."

Coming Home

A man rushes towards photos of his family

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'