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'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Living together, couple in love.

Woman cleaning floor while man puts his feet up

"...and I'm sure you've already noticed how deep the carpet pile is!"

The 'Deluxe Deepest-Pile' carpet claims another victim...

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

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'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Pea green

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'