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The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

"I didn't spark joy."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

James decided to stay in that night.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"What's all this?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Living together, couple in love.

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

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'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"He's lazy and not very handy around the house. But I'm a cartoonist, and he provides me with a ton of material."

"You're not my husband."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."