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'What was all that yelling outside?'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Super glue hoovering

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Towels - His / Hers

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'

Love Seats.

STRIP *Bliss* # 8 Methane build up in bathroom