Domesticity Enthusiast Gifts

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Super glue hoovering

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"You're not my husband."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

This copyright graffiti an't comin' off,

Towels - His / Hers

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'