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"Think about the honey."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"I read the audio book."

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

The best time capsules are our children.

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"The groceries are in the car."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

The Motherhood

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"