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"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Second hand furniture.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.