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'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Second hand furniture.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

James decided to stay in that night.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Living together, couple in love.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Johannes Gutenberg

Books of Tablets

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Grandfather Clock

A new meaning in the Roman

Staycation Photos

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Islington Angels.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.