Attic Enthusiasts Mugs

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Second hand furniture.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

James decided to stay in that night.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Living together, couple in love.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Johannes Gutenberg

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Grandfather Clock

Staycation Photos

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Books of Tablets

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A new meaning in the Roman

Islington Angels.

The Old Curiosity Shop