Attic Aficionado Mugs

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Second hand furniture.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

You had me at vintage.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.