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"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

'There's a great demand for these depression era cliches. You ought to be able to get a few hundred dollars. Thanks for wearing them in.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Ladies by the seaside

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Typewriters and Laptops.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'