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"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

'There's a great demand for these depression era cliches. You ought to be able to get a few hundred dollars. Thanks for wearing them in.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Limerick On A Grecian Urn