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Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'WHOA, don't touch that Billy! THAT'S my dad's precious family Air-loom!' A kid messing around with an Heirloom in the form of a floating Loom .

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

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'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Posh Easter Egg

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Teddy Roosevelt

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

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Grandfather Clock

"Fashion over function!"

Books of Tablets