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"No school like the old school."

Southwark Fair.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Snapshots in Time

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Teddy Roosevelt

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Books of Tablets

Antiques

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Mangle

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals