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Simon Lord Lovat.

"Let's skip this one. They may try to keep us."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Antiques

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'