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"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Second hand furniture.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Posh Easter Egg

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Johannes Gutenberg

A new meaning in the Roman

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Grandfather Clock

Haunted museum

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Carbon Dating Agency

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500