Artifacts Aficionado Prints

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Second hand furniture.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Posh Easter Egg

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Haunted museum

Johannes Gutenberg

Grandfather Clock

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

A new meaning in the Roman

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"