Manhattan Aficionado T-Shirts

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

We'll have Manhattans...

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Miracles on 34th Street.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

The Chrysler Buildinger

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"Stay together and follow my finger."

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

New York Cab

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Welcome to the West Side

A Day at the Comics Bar

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

Love in The Heights

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."