Nyc Enthusiast T-Shirts

I love NY with surgical mask

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

New York Cab

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Animal Musicals

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"I have dusk free."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

The Chrysler Buildinger

On the Town.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!