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Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"On the plus side we haven't had a major fire in New York for the past ten years."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm convinced. . . we're in New York City."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Welcome to the West Side

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Bill de Blasio

'Gang Bangs of New York.'

Moider Room.

"I've been to cities other than New York. They're cute."

A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

I (heart) New York - I (club) baby seals

Love in The Heights

Andrew Cuomo

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

The Chrysler Buildinger

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Fred Astaire

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Tin Man Visits New York

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.