New York Aficionado T-Shirts

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset. Mr. Gusset thinks he's the Empire State Building."

"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"It's from my Uncle, in the big apple."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

TV repeats.

On the Town.

The Chrysler Buildinger