New York Aficionado Mugs

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

"Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset. Mr. Gusset thinks he's the Empire State Building."

"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

"It's from my Uncle, in the big apple."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We won!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.