N.y. Aficionado Mugs

Stoop Fan

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We won!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'She'll be back!!!'

Noel Coward

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Alan Carr

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Julianne Moore,

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Carla Bruni