Nyc Aficionados Mugs

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

9/11 Memory Hole

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

The Chrysler Buildinger

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

'They say blondes have more fun.'

New York Cab

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Welcome to the West Side

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."