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"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'T.S.I.F.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

New York Cab

Welcome to the West Side

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

Subway BC

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!