Nyc Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'T.S.I.F.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Welcome to the West Side

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

New York Cab

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

A Day at the Comics Bar