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"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."

Michael Bloomberg, Former NYC Mayor

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

The first transatlantic communication.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Take us out to the ball game, take us out with the crowd, buy us some peanuts and crackerjacks, we don't care if never get back...'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

I Love NY Dog

See Manhattan . . . By Car!