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"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

I Love NY Dog

The Chrysler Buildinger

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Take us out to the ball game, take us out with the crowd, buy us some peanuts and crackerjacks, we don't care if never get back...'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."