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Bill de Blasio

I heart NY but only in a strictly platonic sense.

Apples for sale

"We won!"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Man juggling apple core.

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'