Big Apple Aficionado Gifts

Bill de Blasio

I heart NY but only in a strictly platonic sense.

Apples for sale

"We won!"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Gullboy and Pigeonman

The first transatlantic communication.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

Man juggling apple core.