Mansion Admirer Gifts

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'Now that's big money!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The tooth fairy.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Birds Following Witch.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

The High Line at Giza

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Magic Tricks

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Do you smell something?"

Your Home Remodel Team

Ta Da!...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'