Real Estate Admirer Gifts

Dog Realtor

"It used to be a safe house!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Greece

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'