Building Admirer Gifts

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Greece

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Sick Building Syndrome

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

The London Olympic bid

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.