Building Admirer Pillows

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

The High Line at Giza

Sick Building Syndrome

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

The London Olympic bid

"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"

'The buildings are merging.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."