Infrastructure Admirer Gifts

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

Danger - men on strike.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Claus 2.0

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Mad cleaning robot.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'