Infrastructure Aficionado Gifts

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

U.S. Passenger Rail Service

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Men Wonking.

'Better tone down the fire and brimstone. Remember, we've just installed a new sprinkler system.'

'Everything needs more money. . . work-out roads, highways, bridges. . '

"I understand, Mr. Osborne, take HS2 off and replace with 'Oriental Express'."

Mayday: US Infrastructure

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Old water supply in new developments

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."